“Ahaan Veer Malhotra. Naam Teen Banda Mean. Aap hai kya cheez? Har jagah kaise prakat ho jate hai? Kya… aap hai kya cheez? Jinn hai ya jadugar?”
She couldn’t help it even though she knew she should have been used to it by now.
Concealing her surprise wasn’t in her capability though for she hadn’t expected him to be at the company office where she was for a job interview, busy biting her nails, nervous and anxious.
“Jinn hoon ya jadugar ye to nahi pata… but yes, I have it in me to know when to show up and where to show up,” he said, taking a look around to be sure that nobody was looking at them before quickly tapping her nose, “and for whom to show up!”
And almost immediately, he was rewarded with a smack on his arm, making him yelp. “Acchai ka to zamana hi nahi raha! Apni dost ko good luck wish karne aao to bhi maar khaani padti hai!”
“Ah, I see!
Naam Teen Banda Mean,
Suddenly being sweet, generous and so caring?
Seems suspicious!”
He rolled his eyes at the yet another poem she had revolved around the not-so-cool nickname that she had given him.
“Ab to mujhe Naam Teen Banda Mean bulana band kar do? Jab ye naam diya tha tab hum jaante nahi the ek dusre ko. Sahi se! Lekin ab… ab to tum mujhe jaanti ho. Acche se! Abhi bhi wo hi opinion hai?” Stepping beside her, he leaned to her side, whispering in her ear, “haan, Ishqi? Mean hoon main?”
“Mean ke saath aur kya kya hai abhi… yahi bataau?”
“Please!” He joined his palms in front of her. “Publicly beizzati jhelne ka… main shaukeen nahi hoon!”
She had almost burst out laughing when she realized that she needed to behave. Clearing her throat, she elbowed him. “Ab jaayiye bhi! Warna aapke saath… mujhe aise dekhenge to interview lene se pehle hi ta ta bye bye bol denge!”
“Mere saath… aise… aise matlab kaise?”
“Aise… jaise main hoti hoon aapke saath. Paagal! Jo kuch bhi keh sakti hai, kar sakti hai bina ye sochne ki zaroorat mehsoos kiye ke aap mere baare mein kya sochenge kyunki… aap aap hai, AVM jinke saamne main… main hoti ho. The absolutely unfiltered me!”
The
Absolutely
Unfiltered
Me!
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This is a random piece of fiction. Absolute imagination. Kind of a random mini tale based on the picture on the characters named Ishqi and Aahan from the show Ishk Par Zor Nahi.