Mazi Haravleli Bahuli – The Letter Series #1 – Thipkyanchi Rangoli

Khadoos, tu keli aahes kadhi kalji mazi? Kimaan asa dakhavlas tari ahe ka ki tula mazi kalji aahe?

Mazi Haravleli Bahuli,

Aaplyat aajvar anek bhandna zalit. Mi tula nako nako te bollo. Tu mala nako nako te bolli pan tya divshi kharach… manala ija karun gela tu je bolli te!

Mi mazi kalji kadachit tula kadhi dakhavu shaklo nasel yaat argument cha scope ch nahi. To aarop mala manya aahe pan mi tuzi kalji ch keli nahi? Kadhich… Tula kharach asa watate he aikun… aso. 

Chuklo mi, manya aahe mala!

Kiti murkha aahe na mi… Mala wataycha tula disat hota sagla je kahi mi tuzya saathi karat hoto pan tula kadhi kahi dislach nahi aani mi, murkha… vichar karat rahilo ki aaj na udya… tu baghshil… maza tuzyavar aslela jivapad prem!

Kasa aahe na, Apurva… bagh tuza vishwas basel ki nahi mahiti nahi pan mi khara sangtoy… manatlya bhavna bolun dakhavna he mi kadhi shikloch nahi aani te mala far patata ashyatlahi bhag nahi. 

Maza jar konavar prem asel tar te disel… nehmi… arthat jar te tya vyaktila baghaycha asel tar. Jar koni dole mitunach thevto mhatla tar tyaat mi kahi karu shakto asa mala watat nahi. Pan tya vyaktine dole mitun maza prem baghaychach nahi asa tharavla tyacha artha maza prem ch nahi asa hot nahi, hoto ka?

Aaplya lagna aadhi jevha tuzya babanni tula taap aala aahe asa mala phone karun kalavla hota tyadivshi institute madhe khup kaam hota aani maza kaam mala prachand aawadta pan tarihi… pan tarihi tyadivshi maza far laksh ch lagu shakla nahi kamat. Satat vichar yet hote… tu kashi asashil… bari asashil na… taap far tar nahiye… itki hatti mulgi aahe, golya tari ghetlya asel ka… Khara tar tevha tu mala farshi aawdat hi navti aani mala swatala padlela na sutnara koda hota te – ka mala tuzi itki kalji watat hoti? 

Pan tula tevha hi ti formality ch watli hoti, ho na? Arthat mi swatach mhanalo hoto pan… Mahiti aahe, Apurva, mala kayam ha prashna padat aala aahe… ki ka tula saglyanche dole vachta yetat fakt maze sodun… ka tula saglyancha mann kalta fakt maza sodun… Uttar aajahi nahich aahe mazyakade aani khara sangaycha tar uttar shodhnychi far iccha hi urli nahiye aata. 

Aapla lagna zala aani mi tula kayam sangat rahilo… nako lagu Kukki Gang chya nadala. Kadachit tula aathavt hi asel, mi mhanalo hota ya saglya tumchya pranks mule ekhadya divshi Dada tula ragavtil aani tula te sahan honar nahi. Tu sensitive aahes he kalayla mala far vel nahi lagla. Dadanchya oradnyacha tuzyavar kasa parinaam hoil yacha vichar karyacho tar… bhiti wataychi kadhi kadhi… tuzyasathi. 

Pan mala tuzi kalji nahich aahe na rather kadhi navtich. Tuch sangitla na? Murkha mi… samjat rahilo ki ti mazi kalji hoti. 

Lagna zalya zalya mazya hatacha teddy zala aani jari mazyasathi te far comfortable navta… tula shaant zop lagtey yaat mala samadhan hota. Aata tar kharach… murkhapanacha kalas gathlay asa watatay mala. Mhanje bagh na… mala watat hota mala tuzya zopechi kalji hoti mhanun mi tuza teddy vhaycho pan… mi tar tuzi kadhi kalji kelich nahi na. Kharach kasla murkha aahe mi, nahi?

Tu Kukki Gang sobat farmhouse la geli hoti. Aaplya honeymoon sathi… mazya shivaay. Ego madhe yeun nahi mhanun chuk khara tar mazich hoti pan maza institute madhe kaam he hotach. Mazya career sathi asleli ek mothi sandhi… ek mahattvachi meeting mi sodun dili… ka tar mazya bayko la taap chadhla hota. Mazya kaamat aani mazyat mi nehmi mazya kamala nivadlay pan mazya kaamat aani mazya family madhe? Nehmi mazya family la. Mala watat hota mi sagla sodun tuzyasathi tithe aalo karan mala tuzi kalji hoti pan bagh na… mhanje kay bolu aata tar kalatahi nahi aahe. Itkya vela murkha mhanun zalay swatala. Tula pan bore zala asel na? Pan dusra shabda suchatach nahiye mala ek murkha sodla tar. 

Mi ek perfect navra hou shaklo he tar mi kadhi mhannarach nahi. Kadhich nahi. Aaplya natyat mi baryach chuka kelya aahet, mahiti aahe mala. Kadachit tuzyapeksha jast. 

Pan mi tuzi kadhi kalji kelich nahi asa nahiye, Apurva. Maza tuzyavar prem nahi asa nahiye, Apurva. I wish, te tula disla asta pan mi te tula dakhavu shakat nahi. Te tulach baghayla lagnar. 

Tu hasashil pan… aswastha vhayla laglay aata. Tu ajun kiti divas asashil mazya sobat mahiti nahi. Tu gelyavar mi kasa jagnar aaho te hi mahiti nahi. Tuza lagna dusrya konashi… konitari dusra vyakti tuza teddy bantana… mi kasa baghnar aahe te tar vicharuch nako karan tyachi kalpanahi mala sahan hot nahi. 

Aaplya natyachi jyot akhand tevat rahil ka nahi mala mahit nahi,
Tuch ye sangayla ki kadhi sapdel ka mala mazi haravleli bahuli!

– Tula Watat Nasla Zari Tari Tuza Aani Fakt Tuzach Khadoos!