“Harvard mein fever ki definition jo bhi ho… yaha fever wo masoom mehmaan hai jise doorbell bajane ki formality bilkul pasand nahi hai. Wo chup chap aata hai, thodi der rukta hai, thodi thandi pattiyan aur kabhi kabhi… ek paracetamol khata hai aur agar aap jaisa husband ho to ek glass juice bhi le leta hai aur fir… ek acche mehmaan ki tarah bina tamasha kiye chala jaata hai. Aap kyun bekar mein suna rahe hai use? Aaj hi to aaya hai bechara! Kal tak chala jayega!”
“How can someone come up with such lame things in 101 fever?” he muttered under his breath.
“Don’t you have a bit of shame left that you’ve dared to call your wife lame?”
“Tumhare kaan kuch zada hi acche nahi ho gaye hai? Aur English bhi…”
“Kyun? Meri hi-fi English se aapko complex ho raha -” She coughed, and her words stayed incomplete.
“Shh. Chup raho.” Alarmed, he adjusted the pillows before laying her on the bed.
“Shh. Chup raho.” She mimicked him, making him roll his eyes at her. “Rukiye na… Main bore ho jaaungi!” She urged upon seeing him walking toward the door.
“Kyun? Tumhara masoom mehmaan hai na tumhe entertain karne ke liye!” He taunted, riling her up. Biting back a chuckle at her stretched forehead, he closed the door and crawled in the bed. “Sirf darwaza band kar raha tha, bevakoof ladki! Tumhe aise chhodkar kabhi jaa sakta hoon?” He circled his hand around her, pulling her to himself.
“So jao ab! Main yahi hoon.” Threading his fingers through her hair, he softly patted her head.
“Yahi rehna!”
“Haan, yahi hoon. So jao!”
“Jaana mat!”
“Kaha na nahi jaaunga. So jao ab!”
She grabbed her scarf that was beside her and tied their hands together.
He raised a brow. “Ye kya tha?”
“Making sure ke aap nahi jaayenge.”
“Your heart has already tied mine to itself. They are in an untootable contract that says – stick to each other no matter what! The breach of contract will lead to the intolerable grief for life so nope.. na main jaanunga aur na tumhe jaane dunga!”
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Na
Main
Jaaunga
Aur
Na
Tumhe
Jaane
Dunga!
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This is a random piece of fiction. Absolute imagination. Kind of a random mini tale based on the picture on the characters named Ishqi and Aahan from the show Ishk Par Zor Nahi.